Iraqi Invasion: A Text Misadventure

I just stumbled across this, and as someone who played (and was quite bad at) these text adventures in his youth, I found it hilarious:


> GO PHOTOOP
Photo Op
You are at a the Emma T. Booker Elementary School, along with a gaggle of obsequious members of the mainstream media.
There is a book here.
There are some children here.

> READ BOOK
You read "My Pet Goat."

In the distance, terrorists attack the United States.

> READ BOOK
You continue to read "My Pet Goat."


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